Why It's Great To Be A Guy

Restroom lines are 80% shorter

Phone conversations last 30 seconds

A 5-day vacation requires only one small suitcase.

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

Old friends don't give you grief if you've lost or gained weight

When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed

You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking "He must be mad at me"

You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade

Gray hair and wrinkles add character

You can go to the bathroom alone

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes

You can open all your own jars

Your last name stays put

The garage is all yours

The remote is yours and yours alone

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100

Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3

Chocolate is just another snack

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat

One mood, all the time